galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao







feelingfacetious:

amaze







wejumpedoutawindow:

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

Almost choked on my lunch xD




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